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Introducing White Trash Barbie! She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, thank-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.
Every White Trash Barbie comes
complete with:
-Two packs
of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
-A six-pack
of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of
bitching and watching TV.
-Stylish,
every occasion Spandex pants *, haltertop and sandals. (*
Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to
Alabama.)
-Miracle-o'-procreation
button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again!
-Action
bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I
tol' jew god#@! kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git
me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my f#!@
cigarettes?", and more.
Also Available:
-Barbie
double-wide dream trailer Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet,
broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included.
Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset. (Sold
separately)
-Barbie
dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'-match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust
*. Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two WhiteTrash Barbies
or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies (
Soldseparately).
(*
smoke non-toxic unless breathed.)
-Abusive
boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy
boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled.
African-American version available (except
Mississippi)
-Married
life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist *. Molded to recliner.
With TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up
woman." and "Git me a beer." (*Waist
cannot be reduced once expanded.)